what is wrong with me?

First i meet mr perfect who i loss contact with and never to be found again.

then i meet mr too young who fun but not my ideal guy whose has yet to reply to my email.

after which i meet mr engaged whose more then happy to chat and give web kisses.

and now i meet mr semi perfect but not as exciting as mr perfect but he is fucking married.

good god. what is wrong with me?!

and these last two men. what scum bags! they didn't even mention that they were married or engaged. tsk.