ok that was bullshit. it wasn't too cold in the gold coast but it was no sunny paradise either. ok, it was a pretty nice paradise. just not sunny. ok. you get the point. I think i had  a rather exciting holiday. no, i didn't go to theme parks. i did what i love most. SHOP and club a little. a lot. And i spent time in the water. which i love even more. I have new experiences that i know not everyone would get. and i had a blast. I learnt new things. and not just what i signed up for.

The clubs there were quite exciting actually. But with a name like sin city or bedroom, if its not exciting that something is totally wrong. One thing i learnt in the clubs- when someone dance with you from the back, don't trust anyone to give a you a proper description of the person( esp if they are preoccupied too:I). Turn you head around and look at the person. take 5 second to decide if you want a escape route and spend the next 2 seconds actually escaping if required. always always try to catch a glimpse of the person because god forbid you’re dancing with a old dude with a gold tooth. i was horrified and might possibly be scared for life btw. oh and if a shorter guy tries anything, don't laugh at him because offence is usually taken. hahahaha. Try not to hang around really drunk kuku blokes when you’re sober because when one of them removes his shoe so that they both can drink beer from it, you are going to be disgusted and you are going to want to hurl. and even if your friends decide they’re still with dancing with, DONT because its going to happen again and you’re going to have to find an escape to stalk off to. ( mine was the depressing brazil game btw.i was so so sad).

But a holiday that's purely about clubbing is not so exciting. We headed down to Byron bay where i think i would love to go to again! We went snorkelling which i loved. Honestly i was terrified at first but then then this calmness came over me and i enjoyed it a lot. but i was totally freaked out by the speed boat. Then we went surfing where i experienced my first bloody nose. i gave up after the bleeding stopped. surfing is not my thing. and i think i need better arm and upper body strength before i attempt it again which honestly actually might be never. The next day we went sea kayaking and we saw dolphins. so pretty. i totally loved it. I went kayaking and i didn't get sea sick but after a while of being back on land i threw up. more proof that I'm weird. ill embrace it.

We got $5 meals that were huge ass with a free margarita. Saw a really hot Dutch guy. with piercing blue eyes and the whole beard stubble thing going on. but he’d be one of those… never to be seen again types. haha.

and i went skydiving. screamed my heart out at 11000ft. but i totally enjoyed the parachute ride.

we only get to remember this one life. so I've been living it;)